- hey there! my name’s john egbert, and this is my beeeeeeeest buddy, karkat!
- YES… BUDDY. NOTICE HOW THE TERM IS USED LOOSELY.
- since this is an ask blog, we’re here to answer your questions!
- UNFORTUNATELY.
- also, if you have anything you want to know about us, as in me and karkat, we’re willing to reply with the best of our knowledge! 
- THAT IS ASSUMING THAT BOTH OF US HERE HAVE SUCH A THING CALLED “KNOWLEDGE.” ANYHOW, GO AHEAD, ASK ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH IT’S AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT TO TAKE PART IN THIS RIDICULOUS BLOG.

- hey there! my name’s john egbert, and this is my beeeeeeeest buddy, karkat!

- YES… BUDDY. NOTICE HOW THE TERM IS USED LOOSELY.

- since this is an ask blog, we’re here to answer your questions!

- UNFORTUNATELY.

- also, if you have anything you want to know about us, as in me and karkat, we’re willing to reply with the best of our knowledge! 

- THAT IS ASSUMING THAT BOTH OF US HERE HAVE SUCH A THING CALLED “KNOWLEDGE.” ANYHOW, GO AHEAD, ASK ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH IT’S AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT TO TAKE PART IN THIS RIDICULOUS BLOG.